I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?
glad to know its an international thing
is it morally okay to pray that your crush’s relationship doesn’t work out
becoming older than 10 years old was the biggest mistake of my life
the older I get, the more I understand squidwards anger